Nigerian Jurassic, Dark Ages and Pre-Historic Thinking Bill 2021

Ayo Akinfe 

Automatic impeachment proceedings will be initiated against any state governor or president of Nigeria who espouses any of the following ideas as they are guaranteed to keep us perpetually under-developed: 

(1) Continues to espouse the dependence on the federal allocation formula which ties Nigeria’s fortunes to crude oil indefinitely
(2) Advocates further prospecting for crude oil at a time when the whole world is moving towards clean energy 
(3) Seeks to keep Nigerians divided along ethnic and primordial lines 
(4) Seeks to fuel religious divisions or brings matters of faith into government 
(5) Espouses misogynistic or sexist views aimed at keeping women in perpetual bondage 
(6) Fails to at least generate his or her government’s running costs over a 12 month period 
(7) Fails to attract at least $1m in foreign direct investment annually 
(8) Fails to bring literacy levels up to at least 60% of the populace after a four year term 
(9) Fails to build at least one general hospital in each local government area of the state 
(10) Insists on holding on to 19th century economic practices such as open grazing, digging wells, allowing the construction of mud huts, etc